John: Dude, Urban Dictionary says that a teabag is when you...
David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!
David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!
by Dodgs June 8, 2016
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"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
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The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)
Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
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2.) (There truly isn't another definition)
2.) (There truly isn't another definition)
Person 1.) "Er Mi Gawd!" Did you know the letter A is a type of sexual position where you (insert demolition)??!! I can't believe they teach that letter in school!!!
Person 2.) Stay off UrbanDictionary you fucking moron.... Not everything in life is centered around sex. If you really want to have sex at any point in your life and not die a 90 year old virgin.... Get a life!!
2.) (Who actually uses it in any kind of (normal/intelligent) conversation in the first place?!
(Urban Dictionary is a place where idiots go to lose there innocence since 1999. And there is truly is no other definition)
Person 2.) Stay off UrbanDictionary you fucking moron.... Not everything in life is centered around sex. If you really want to have sex at any point in your life and not die a 90 year old virgin.... Get a life!!
2.) (Who actually uses it in any kind of (normal/intelligent) conversation in the first place?!
(Urban Dictionary is a place where idiots go to lose there innocence since 1999. And there is truly is no other definition)
by FireBirdX8 August 21, 2016
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Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
"Ever been on Urban Dictionary?" said Thomas the Train Engine.
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
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