The Person Above You

The "person above you" generally refers to the person that posted before you on a website forum.

Dude 1 - Would you date the person above you?

Dude 2 - Totally!

by Jared O August 16, 2008

Menstrual Personality

When a persons (usually a womans) general demeanour is akin to a womans moodiness when menstrating.

Sam has such a menstrual personality! I called her fat as a joke and she FLIPPED OUT

by kaumu May 19, 2009

Corner Person

A corner person is a weird, dorky, socially awkward individual who sits with a bunch of other weird, dorky, socially awkward people in the corner of either a cafeteria, student union or any other public location.

Sometimes you hear them play really loud anime music, play World of Warcraft together, or watch really strange youtube videos.

You should know who this person is.

Why is that corner person playing World of Warcraft in the corner of the Student Union?

by UWECman March 17, 2010

5th Person Joke

When a piece of literature is written in 3rd person, but switches to 2nd person tell a joke, thereby making the joke seem funnier and more realistic

"Bob was having a rough day, like the time you beat up your roommate just because he wouldn't let you have his pretzels."

Reader: HAHAHAHA!!! 5th Person Joke!

by FoboSniped May 11, 2010

Shitty personal best

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.

Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.

by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011

Dog person

Someone who is completely and utterly incapacitated by the cuteness of pups, woofers, and dogs alike.

The kind of person who makes up an urban dictionary entry for the sake of a tinder profile... all in the name of dogs of course..

Spencer, this one random dude on tinder, is such a dog person!

by Spence+dogs=happy July 31, 2017

that person

A person you can't get off your mind

I've been thinking a lot about "that person" lately

by theperson122 April 24, 2019