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A more genuine lol.

For when you want to reassure your insecure texting and forum buddies that you really did, in fact, laugh out loud. Or, at least, you want them to think you did.
Person 1: "Nanomanagement is even more stunningly annoying and inappropriately intrusive than micromanagement."

Person 2: omg lol

Person 3: lol4realz!
by Anthony Sheppard January 28, 2010
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Longhouse

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.
-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.
by karqz November 12, 2022
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Lord Hector Diono™

A nick name given to a 1990's native Washingtonian songwriter born Lord Michael Chambers Rosenthorn by an 8 year old child in southeast Atlanta Georgia in 1992 made popular by an Atlanta Georgia Radio personality named Kenny Diamond of V-103. A nick name made popular in retail music and underground hip hop as the pseudonym for Lord Michael A. C. Rosenthorn. The Stage name for Atlanta Producer/Songwriter/Performer Lord Michael A.C. Rosenthorn. A registered trademark identifying Lord Michael A. Chambers Rosenthorn as a United States recording artist. An American music composer of Hebrew West Indian decent born Lord Michael A.C. Rosenthorn. The full stage name to Lord Hector;Lord Hector Diono(Pronounced) {Lord-Hector-Dee-awn-o}
And The songwriter of the year award goes to Lord Hector Diono™
by Associated Press UK,London September 20, 2011
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Longia

It exists within the hierarchy of Kshatriya -> Rajputs -> Saini -> Longia/Longiya.

Kshatriya is a warrior class, one of the highest in the caste system. One of the subcastes of Kshatriya's is Sikh Rajputs that goes down to Sikh Saini's. Longiya/Longia is a subcaste of Sikh Saini's. Although Rajputs/Sainis are considered high in status outside of Punjab, inside Punjab Sikh Rajputs and Sainis are equivalent to Sikh Jats - since they all come under 'Landlords'. They are also known as the 'martial race'.

Almost all Rajputs/Saini's in Punjab are Sikhs. Sikhism denies the caste system. Thus, intermarriage among Sikhs with different 'clans' (ex. Jodhas, Jats, Saini's etc. ) is common.
> "His last name is Longia."
> "Really? He must be warrior-type!"
> "What does that mean?"
> "
by HistoryFreak September 5, 2013
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Losercide

Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.
After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."
by jpg3 October 10, 2010
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Starbucks Lovers

A term that didn't exist until people misheard Taylor Swift's lyrics in Blank Space, when she actually says "list of ex-lovers."

You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.

Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 9, 2016
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Lotte

Lotte is a nice, Beautiful and all-around positive girl. She is someone you will always want to keep close to your heart. She comes across sassy and shy at first, but once you really get to know her you will never stop talking. She has gorgeous, lushes, silky hair. Needless to say, she has the best sense of humour and is the smartest girl in town! If you don't already, go get yourself a Lotte. But if you piss her the F*** off just know she won't be talking to you anytime soon.
Guy 1: Who's that stunning girl over there
Guy 2: She's Lotte
Guy 1: A Lotte? Better go shoot my chance with her.
by Bye_Felecia November 20, 2019
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