Covid party

When a group of 2 or more individual hang out together that are not part of the same household.

The government does not allow you to be with people that are not part of your household. So therefore if you hang out with anyone you have a chance of spreading covid-19.

Want to have a covid party?

Bob and Kate just met, they must be having a covid party.

by Hagheyy March 01, 2021

Covid Blowfest

A gathering of Covidiots.

The people who attended the Trump Rally in Tulsa were close enough to blow Covids onto one another. Its was a genuine Covid Blowfest

by Major General Disaster June 28, 2020

Covid Dream

A dream in which Covid exists and you become aware of the risks. You may be in a crowd and suddenly think "...Wait... why is nobody wearing masks??? Why is nobody socially distancing????? Oh my god they're coughing too!!!!!!! I'm going to catch Covid oh my god!!!!!"

"I had another Covid Dream where I was on a cruise ship and there were like 500 people in one enclosed room, no masks, nobody distancing... and then I heard some of them coughing!!! And then I found there was no way out and I was stuck in this room where no Covid precautions were being taken!!!

by Lefty Power 123 June 24, 2021

Covid-🎲

When bookmakers worldwide are crazy-busy changing the odds on whether President Trump would be re-elected or not, based on the good and bad news that come out about him and his morally bankrupt administration every hour of the day.

Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, hundreds of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.

by Covido September 12, 2020

Covid Chunk

Covid Chunk (n): the weight you gained during quarantine from the bread you been baking to keep yourself sane.

Since I've started baking bread during quarantine, my jeans are much tighter. Must be COVID chunk.

by TOTALLY_NOT_A_JADED_PERSON September 25, 2020

Covid squirt

What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.

Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.

by Butter Mike June 02, 2020

Covid Squirt

A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.

Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)

by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020