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honey my beloved

My wife who died after giving birth to six cats. May you rest in peace. RIP that pussy.
"Sheesh, how's your wife doing?"

"They're...dead. Honey my beloved."
by b@lls4lyf3 June 16, 2021
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Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.
by bbbasic October 18, 2020
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Honey combing

The act of pouring honey comb cereal into any ass and then shooting it out like a geyser.
Katelyn is divorcing Dylan after he made a huge mess while honey combing in the kitchen.
by Kylan Coward February 3, 2021
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fluffy honey

The syrup created by catbees.

Filled with cat hair, but highly scrannable.
“Holy smokes- why is that honey like that?”
“It’s fluffy honey- and it’s fresh from the catbee!”
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ginger and honey

Dude I made her "ginger and honey" last night.
by No_milk May 11, 2018
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cougar honey

Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
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honey badger

The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.
"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"
by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015
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