donkey face

donkey face-v.-The act of making horrific, goofy, or twisted facial expressions in order to ruin a picture being taken. Are especially effective in serious photographs with complete strangers who are totally unaware of your presence. Can also be used to show disapproval for an act of utter idiocy and/or ignorance.

Man, did you see Swift donkey face that group of ugly girls?

Wow, that Asian woman's driving calls for a major donkey face.

by ChandlerSwift August 12, 2006

Bean Donkey

A mexican or illegal alien from mexico

Hey look at those bean donkeys swimming in the river.

by C. Read September 4, 2006

Donkey Lunch

Taking a girl out for a lunch date and then let her pay for everything.

I took this gal out to this really fancy place downtown. When we were done, I got her all pissed cuz I donkey lunched her :)

by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009

Donkey Choker

To insert a large dip of smokeless tobacco in one's lower lip.

Jeremy: Damn dude, after all this school work I'm ready to throw in a donkey choker.
Corey: I've had one in the whole class.

by HappyGilmores3W March 30, 2011

Swamp Donkey

Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.

My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.

by Carp Mojo June 9, 2011

Flipping a Donkey

Being screwed or otherwise shafted.

Dude this 11-8 shift really flips a donkey!

by proy June 24, 2005

donkey snort

When you pull your pants down, spread your but cheeks and fart.

I didn't get any last night so I donkey snorted at my girl.

by The Plunger June 20, 2008