donkey face

donkey face-v.-The act of making horrific, goofy, or twisted facial expressions in order to ruin a picture being taken. Are especially effective in serious photographs with complete strangers who are totally unaware of your presence. Can also be used to show disapproval for an act of utter idiocy and/or ignorance.

Man, did you see Swift donkey face that group of ugly girls?

Wow, that Asian woman's driving calls for a major donkey face.

by ChandlerSwift August 12, 2006

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey-(n) 1. a low caliber female type who tries to pass them self off as a dime piece by trying to surround themselves with dimes, clearly never obtaining nothing more than penny piece status.

Kev: What's the deal with Andrea?

Tod: Oh the Swamp Donkey? No one wants that skank. Have you seen that shit that's in her eye?

Michelle: Nasssttyyyy...

by TR1V1UM- July 7, 2010

aisle donkey

An old hag of a flight attendant...

I wish that aisle donkey would hurry up with my coffee. -said every pilot

by lil_satan December 13, 2014

Flipping a Donkey

Being screwed or otherwise shafted.

Dude this 11-8 shift really flips a donkey!

by proy June 24, 2005

full donkey

A noun referring to a sexual position similar to "doggy-style" in which a man bones his partner from behind while he or she is on all fours. While in this position, the bottom partner begins to "hee-haw" like a donkey and bucks violently throughout, kicking his or her legs backwards simultaneously.

Dumb bitch kicked a hole in the wall while we were doing the full donkey.

by danandmatt69 June 21, 2013

Swamp Donkey

Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.

My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.

by Carp Mojo June 9, 2011

Donkey Lunch

Taking a girl out for a lunch date and then let her pay for everything.

I took this gal out to this really fancy place downtown. When we were done, I got her all pissed cuz I donkey lunched her :)

by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009