donorsamag

A rare and dying species that look like a donkey, a horse, a llama and a dog combined. They are incredibly attractive and kind.

Man I just found a donorsamag!

by Swedishmeatball February 19, 2017

donor dome

When you get head while giving blood

When Sammy went to donate blood at the blood drive, the nurse gave him donor dome. He nutted in the test tube.

by Hugh g rection December 15, 2016

door shuffle

The act of shuffling through a door to not let ones pet escape.

"I was pet-sitting my neighbors pets and their dog tried to escape everytime."
"Did you use the door shuffle?"
"Yes, it worked well."

by CooksTheCat January 18, 2018

Door

Why would you look up door are you retarded want to see a door go look at your mom and dad's room just don't go in if you hear noises

"What's this piece of wood here for" "it's a door idiot"

by Wierd definitions May 11, 2018

Donorrhoea

A medical affliction characterised by some, or all, of the following symptoms:

Rash (statements or actions),
Forgetfulness,
Uncontrolled outbursts and incoherent rambling,
Increased sensitivity to criticism,
The urge to Tweet more than usual,
Inability to distinguish the imaginary world from the real,
Vile smelling discharge at the opening of your mouth,
Pain and/or swelling in one or both of your faces.

"Wow, the guy in charge is an absolute moron"; "Yeah - he is, but have some sympathy, he has a really bad case of donorrhoea"

by truthtopower July 19, 2018

dalordofderp

A bitch ass nigga who i so funny but he is asian

DaLordofDerp u whale

by E3234 July 26, 2018

Dooray Time

When a person you are waiting for gives you a time until they will be there but the actual time can range from mere minutes to multiple hours.

Dooray: Brb/I'll be there in 5 minutes.
*90 minutes lates*
Dooray: I'm here
Me: I was about to complain but then remembered Dooray Time.

by Lesander March 22, 2019