Cooter Coaster

A pad worn by women to absorb menstrual discharge.

Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"

Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."

by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023

cooter jam

Period blood or any goop that comes from the vagina.

Skinny, don't sit on the toilet until I get time to go clean it, there's some cooter jam on the seat!

by Skinnyeinotsed June 3, 2023

cootarts

A fuckwit

You’re a cootarts

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Cooter shooter

When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.

Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.

by PJohns3372 August 16, 2023

cooter craft

The art of females wearing super tight pants or shorts ie: workout clothing, bikini bottoms, yoga pants, etc. while filming social media content. Most all camera angles are intended to focus on the crotch/inner pelvic area, specifically highlighting the aforementioned area, most definitely to garner likes and followers to the creators social media accounts and/or outside sites like onlyfans or similar.

related definitions usually include boob craft, and booty craft.

No guys really payed much attention to what she was actually saying in her reels or stories, they were more interested in her cooter craft abilities.

by CutDaddy August 21, 2023

coot

a woman’s vagina, typically one that is very shiny and small

“my coot is gonna explode”

by antithesis the 1st October 4, 2023

Cooter-curtain

The skin that hangs down over your cooter. AKA, your FUPA

Move your cooter-curtain out of the way before I go down in you.

by Miscommunicate November 7, 2023