carpenter

What Jesus did as his part time job lol

Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit

by Rupert "dong" Dupert January 6, 2008

Carpet Shark

Slang term for a lesbian.

That carpet shark is with a different womann every night.

by Paul P June 25, 2004

Capers

A flashy white boy with a hostile attitude towards authority, vanilla scented candles, and non-carbonated beverages.

e.g. Ryan Capers

Hey "Capers".

by Capers, Ryan September 27, 2004

cape

A slut or a whore. A girl that sleeps around with a lot of different guys.

That girl has slept with everyone. She is such a cape.

by Lauren January 11, 2005

magic carpet

a technique used to roll fat joints using 2 cigarette papers stuck together with another across the top

Matt: Roll up a magic carpet i wanna get mashed
Gerry: Way ahead of u dweeb

by tea-head July 13, 2007

carpet fitter

A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.

We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.

by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005

Carpet Bomb

The act of mass texting the opposite sex in hopes of getting a hook-up or booty callfor the night. The texter or bombardier would see who responded and pick the best option to get with that night.

Guy 1: "I just carpet bombed my black book"

Guy2: "Nice, I guess you are getting some tonight."

by DjCrunkable September 13, 2012