Commit an oof

To ignite your lightsaber backwards

Bro, don't commit an oof

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

Commitment Chicken

You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.

Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.

....crickets

So that's what Commitment Chicken is...

by Smartass Bear May 1, 2020

Commie-cock-zi

When a Russian dude runs in and blows his load inside of you and then runs away.

Omg, Vlad commie-cock-zi'd me last night

by Alraune-Deva May 4, 2020

Committed the drisis

A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis

John:That guy committed the drisis!

by Bentoboy June 7, 2020

Commie

The type of person who is funny but everyone hates him.

Commie: *Gives the place flavor*

Others: "Boo"

by kingknb July 21, 2020

Committing Evil for Evils Sake

Got to keep Molech entertained.

Committing Evil for Evils Sake - the Satanic way

by WorseThanHitler November 4, 2020

Commicon

Anyone busted and serving time for stealing comic books or arrested while wearing hero, comic themed clothing.

Commicons : The thiefs own the hoops, the felonies have the bleachers and the commacons know to stay in their cells.

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020