chinese tomatoes

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

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Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.

"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018

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China • chino • Chinks • chingy • Chinese • chinchilla • ching chong • ching • Chin • Chinese finger trap

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain

Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!

by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006

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Great Wall of China

A hard smack in the balls

How was the party last night?
It was a great time! I got schwifty and Mary-Kate gave me a Great Wall of China!

by Whiskeydemon May 7, 2022

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ordering Chinese

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019

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