Bastee

Bas-tee is word you use, when you want to say "Bastard", but are in a place, or around people where you shouldn't use "bastard". Everyone will know what you mean, without being rude lol.

Damn Frank, stop being such an effin "Bastee"!!!!

-or-

Your mom just took your cell...
you say... "What a Fuckin Bastee"

by sugalump904 May 22, 2009

Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.

Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*

by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018

baste

another word for cooler. A case to keep things cool.

a water cooler. (baste)

by johnypop June 12, 2009

basketball junkie

Anyone who lives in San Antonio who think it matters to anybody else that their team didn't suck for a season a billion-years ago.

Go Spurs! You totally make up for our lack of any serious achievement in crime control as a city! ... oh yeah, and something about Basketball Junkie...

by Redparrot5 March 26, 2005

the fruit basket

penis and nuts showing through your squeezed legs.

aww shit bitch, your fruit basket makes me want to sit un your hard shaft and put it in my unlubricated vagina

by ben cassidy April 1, 2004

turkey baster

When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.

After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.

by Tyson does chicken August 20, 2007

easter basket

a really big butt on a sweet young thang

"you see the easter basket on that gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl?"

by Jarred M March 23, 2008