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bastet

The Egyptian goddess of household protection. Takes on the form of a cat or a woman with a cats' head.
I named my new kitten after Bastet the Egyptian goddess
by Kian Lynx September 29, 2003
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Bastet

A sexually and gender confused being, that is always drunk, and high which adds to their confusion.
When unable to get drunk and/or high, their mood takes a huge change and becomes what is known as, emo.
Look at bastet pondering his sexuality on the forums, he's so drunk and high!
by Auvreal December 2, 2009
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Bastet

Bast / Bastet / Baste

Egyptian goddess of the home, domesticity, women's secrets, cats, fertility, and childbirth. She protected the home from evil spirits and disease, especially diseases associated with women and children.
1. Make America Baste Again (traditional)
2. Meta Egyptian deity Kek might have been the reason Trump was elected but it’s Meta Egyptian deity Bast whomst is making America Baste Again
3. 🅱️eterson = 🅱️ast / 🅱️astet/ 🅱️aste
4. Baste yourself in the conservative juices of your political bias

5. A funny misspelling of based that in turn references HaHacat (Bastet) overtaking Pepe (Kek) as mass meme phenomena of the hive consciousness circa 2018/2019
by Alice Dé December 14, 2019
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[GM] Bastet

-Fat psychic that knows everything about your ways to detect MVPs.
Don't try to argue with it, you might aswell give up, there's no point since it'll just say that you're rule-lawyering and reject whatever you say. Did I mention it is a psychic?

-If it's after you, run for you life, cause if it jumps onto you, you're done for. Careful, it knows about your movements aswell, its a psychic.

-Bastet is also used to describe something increbibly huge/heavy/fat. Oh and psychics.
GM Bastet: I will break it down more.
GM Bastet: You have a way of detecting MVP's.
poor random guy (LOLTHOMAS): LOL?
GM Bastet: We know about it.
*b&*

"e__e hate u
die in a fire
hope you get hit by a bastet"
by lolme January 8, 2009
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Basketball hands

Adjective

Usually a compliment

When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it

And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall

Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands
gGuy :Broo I don't wanna mess with him
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro
by TF'ingBoiHimself April 8, 2020
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laundry basket

Useless item that is not needed for an avetard. These niggas will just throw all their clothes on the floor and just leave them there until it's time to wash them and then repeat the process. All avetards share this tendency but it doesn't get worse than Noah.
Noah didn't bring a laundry basket to The Ave because he realized he could just throw his clothes on the floor everyday after wearing them.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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Rick Baster

Rick Baster was born on June 16, 1994 in Barcelona, Spain. Rick is a multi-discipline and mixed-media artist. Actor, musician, photographer, painter and graphic designer, known for Merlí (2015), The Next Skin (2016) and Violet Rabbit (2021).

His debut single "Intro", made him into the #35 Top 200 iTunes Charts in Africa (2020), with more than 30.000 streams in 2 weeks.
by flashrecord March 26, 2022
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