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A sexually and gender confused being, that is always drunk, and high which adds to their confusion.
When unable to get drunk and/or high, their mood takes a huge change and becomes what is known as, emo.
Look at bastet pondering his sexuality on the forums, he's so drunk and high!
Bastet by Auvreal December 2, 2009
Bast / Bastet / Baste

Egyptian goddess of the home, domesticity, women's secrets, cats, fertility, and childbirth. She protected the home from evil spirits and disease, especially diseases associated with women and children.
1. Make America Baste Again (traditional)
2. Meta Egyptian deity Kek might have been the reason Trump was elected but it’s Meta Egyptian deity Bast whomst is making America Baste Again
3. 🅱️eterson = 🅱️ast / 🅱️astet/ 🅱️aste
4. Baste yourself in the conservative juices of your political bias

5. A funny misspelling of based that in turn references HaHacat (Bastet) overtaking Pepe (Kek) as mass meme phenomena of the hive consciousness circa 2018/2019
Bastet by Alice Dé December 14, 2019

[GM] Bastet 

-Fat psychic that knows everything about your ways to detect MVPs.
Don't try to argue with it, you might aswell give up, there's no point since it'll just say that you're rule-lawyering and reject whatever you say. Did I mention it is a psychic?

-If it's after you, run for you life, cause if it jumps onto you, you're done for. Careful, it knows about your movements aswell, its a psychic.

-Bastet is also used to describe something increbibly huge/heavy/fat. Oh and psychics.
GM Bastet: I will break it down more.
GM Bastet: You have a way of detecting MVP's.
poor random guy (LOLTHOMAS): LOL?
GM Bastet: We know about it.
*b&*

"e__e hate u
die in a fire
hope you get hit by a bastet"
[GM] Bastet by lolme January 8, 2009

Basketball hands 

Adjective

Usually a compliment

When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it

And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall

Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands
gGuy :Broo I don't wanna mess with him
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro

laundry basket

Useless item that is not needed for an avetard. These niggas will just throw all their clothes on the floor and just leave them there until it's time to wash them and then repeat the process. All avetards share this tendency but it doesn't get worse than Noah.
Noah didn't bring a laundry basket to The Ave because he realized he could just throw his clothes on the floor everyday after wearing them.
laundry basket by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Rick Baster 

Rick Baster was born on June 16, 1994 in Barcelona, Spain. Rick is a multi-discipline and mixed-media artist. Actor, musician, photographer, painter and graphic designer, known for Merlí (2015), The Next Skin (2016) and Violet Rabbit (2021).

His debut single "Intro", made him into the #35 Top 200 iTunes Charts in Africa (2020), with more than 30.000 streams in 2 weeks.
Rick Baster by flashrecord March 26, 2022
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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