After Shock

The next evolution of the "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink). Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into anus, giving the unsuspecting woman an additional shock after the Shocker has been given

I gave Michele the Shocker last night, she slapped me for it, then I gave her the After Shock and I got slapped again.

by Bester_Chester June 1, 2009

AfterBurn Dragon

The result of not measuring your breathing intervals when inhaling weed smoke.

Results in the breathing of smoke out your nose and the feeling of numbness near your heart area and lung sack.

Do not mistake for a heart attack, its just the weed man :)

Custy: "Ah shit! I knew I fucked up! Dis weed was laced, I'm gonna die!!!"

Custy2: "Nah man dats just dat afterburn dragon, you'll feel better if u just smoke some more"

Custy: "Oh ight tatoez"

by CyphA Sunn September 10, 2007

afterlifeing

Overplaying a song until it is no longer enjoyable to listen to.

Dude they are afterlifeing that song.

by Bostonazian July 15, 2010

Afterlife of the party

A person who unlike his/her friends does not live to party; and often fixes the consequences of his friends partying. This person is often the "morale compass" within their own group of friends. If this person attends a party, while others lose their enthusiasm and spirit upon the party ending, this person will still retain a sense of optimism or livelyness, due to the fact that they didn't expend all their energy at the party. This person is usually a smart choice for being a designated driver after a party.

"He might be the life of the party, but he'll owe his girlfriend, his wallet, and bailout to the Afterlife of the party.

by scottegorman December 22, 2010

after text

When someone texts you about "how much fun they had", that "they'd like to see you again" and that they're "sorry for leaving without saying goodbye" after you hook up.

Worried girl who over-thinks things: "I don't know if he likes me, you guys."
Girl's friends: "He definitely likes you! He send you an after text!"

by keenonwho February 21, 2011

afterbirther

President Obama released a copy of a long form birth certificate and the brain trust that is the base of the republican party refuses to accept it. Who saw that coming?

Mike from Boston: Gee, the President had to release his birth certificate AGAIN so the press will focus on important issues. Bubba from a red state: I'll bet thats a forgery. How come it says certificate of live birth-it should just say certificate of birth or birth certificate, yada, yada, yada. Bubba is an afterbirther.

by They're at it again, meh May 18, 2011

afterburner

An afterburner is a drink, made by taking a sip out a 12oz can of keystone and then pouring in a shot of everclear.

Me and James got f***** up drinking afterburners and shot squirrels with pellet guns all afternoon!

by hotshot172737 July 25, 2011