ass nuke

an erregularly large shit, (15-30cms long) (15-30cms wide)

"holy shit! who dropped an ass nuke?

by wheyhey October 2, 2007

ass fax

Photocopying a picture of your bare, naked butt and sending the picture via fax to someone who deserves it or is getting on your case. A good retaliation strategy for fax spam, or spax.

"Yo, I sent an ass fax to that travel agent that keeps killing trees with his crappy spax."

by Sheila Snyder October 24, 2007

ass taxi

When someone's behind is so large that it would require a seperate conveyance to carry it around.
An electric cart available at Wal Mart or other large retail outlets for obese pigs to carry their wide load butts around the store.

"Junior! Run into the store and go get your mama an ass taxi,
while I find a handicap spot."

by jsd9632 January 6, 2012

ass out

to be out of luck; left without something.

if you get to the dinner table five minutes late, you will be ass out. those kids are hungry!

by mala May 17, 2004

ass nazi

A small goblin-like animal with a Hitler mustache that resides inside a person's ass. At night, ass nazis leave their dwellings and venture outside to steal your underpants. See also: "Underpants Gnomes".

Person 1: "My ass itches."

Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."

Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."

Person 2: "Good idea."

by Mick O'Neill November 13, 2006

ass o'clock

An unreasonably early hour.

I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

ass schrapnel

The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.

Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack

by Pete Jones April 26, 2008