the ex-spice girl skinny anorexic wife of English soccer player David Beckham who never smiles or laughs but has always a im-so-hot pout, has obviously fake boobs that looks like half cantaloupes stuffed into her skin, and wears way way way too much make-up and dangerously high and tiny stilletos and short skirts while carrying a baby.
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French military victories? There are so many because you know....France won more wars and battles than any other nation in the world.
No that's not true because I'm a sad ignorant cunt.
No that's not true because I'm a sad ignorant cunt.
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The Vichy Democrats include all Democratic officials who voted to invade Iraq - in other words, just about everyone except Senator Paul Wellstone, who died in a mysterious plane crash.
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properly raised;
always gives free coffee;
specialized in Japanese sword fighting
expert at making delicate paper cranes and fancies making things out of paper napkins (ex. bow tie).
enjoys karaté and making fires with anything that burns.
sometimes makes paper cranes and then skillfully and precisely, quickly cuts them up in the air while in flight with her Katana.
*loves jeopardy with a passion.
properly raised;
always gives free coffee;
specialized in Japanese sword fighting
expert at making delicate paper cranes and fancies making things out of paper napkins (ex. bow tie).
enjoys karaté and making fires with anything that burns.
sometimes makes paper cranes and then skillfully and precisely, quickly cuts them up in the air while in flight with her Katana.
*loves jeopardy with a passion.
"I would totally bring that girl to meet my parents" "ye man she's a Victoria."
"fuck man, these fires only burn good when Victoria is here"
"I wish I had a pet paper crane" "you can dude!! so easy, just call Victoria"
"fuck man, these fires only burn good when Victoria is here"
"I wish I had a pet paper crane" "you can dude!! so easy, just call Victoria"
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