The female human has two X chromosomes and therefore can give birth ONLY to females via parthenogenesis. In Varanus sp. (the Komodo dragon and relatives), parthenogenesis can produce only males. This is compelling proof that Jesus was, in fact, a monitor lizard.
by raptorjesusrawr September 09, 2010
Raptor Jesus, the o Holy lord of all our worlds. He owns us all, and his disciples. Follow him, and he will spare his might from you. Raptor Jesus can move at Ninjah Speed.
by RaySpeed January 25, 2008
An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.
by olli 2nd September 10, 2006
An exorbitant price quoted in response to an enquiry, often in bargaining situations in markets etc. where haggling is usual.
An over optimistic price quoted in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting buyer, tourist etc.
Said by the prospective purchaser to indicate that they know roughly what something is worth and are not going to pay over the odds.
An over optimistic price quoted in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting buyer, tourist etc.
Said by the prospective purchaser to indicate that they know roughly what something is worth and are not going to pay over the odds.
Man standing in front of shop selling oriental rugs, shopkeeper approaches:
"How much is that one (pointing to a nice example)...but don't quote me no Jesus price"
"How much is that one (pointing to a nice example)...but don't quote me no Jesus price"
by MoLincs August 05, 2009
by Tyler November 17, 2004
A Jew for Jesus is a person who was born and raised Jewish, but later on in life decided that Jesus was/is the Messiah.
by Alahna May 25, 2006
(Noun). Christian church.
by PartyGuy(C) May 15, 2007