fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

opening dragon

when a real mf named Carlos does the griddy prior to slide cancelling into that bitches pussy while soft and yells slurs until he's hard inside of the woman (or man)

"Did you hear about Carlos doing the opening dragon?"

by openingdragon July 9, 2023

open other celibate down

opposite of "shut the fuck up"
say this to yn's that preach and you wAnt to hear more

no thanks, open other celibate down

by shArtmaster2231sex May 4, 2025

Opening Night

A game played at swimming pools. Part of the group waits in the pool unsuspectingly, while someone else runs in with water guns and starts shooting cold water at everyone. The resulting shock and surprise ruins everyone's day at the pool.

Johnny and I were swimming when Zoe and Margot ran in and shot ice cold water at us and started a game of Opening Night.

by ksusentinel July 23, 2012

Open Ended Movie

A storytelling style that reflects the ongoing nature of life, where the narrative lacks a clear structure or final conclusion, continuously presenting new conflicts and resolutions

The Lord of the Rings is not an open ended movie story—once the ring is destroyed, the main conflict is resolved, and the story concludes. In contrast, Ratatouille is an open-ended story. Remy achieves his dream of cooking within the first 20 minutes, but the narrative continues, introducing new conflicts and resolutions, reflecting the ongoing nature of life

by Ben Wise January 20, 2025

Serbian Arch Bishop Opening

When you start as white, and move both your pawns in front of your knight up one, then move both your bishops to each flank

“Oh Zachary, how dare you use the Serbian Arch Bishop Opening on me, I’ve been flanked more than a civil war gangbang!”

by MrBunBuns1496 April 28, 2025

Open Mike Night

When you are hangin' with your friends drinkin' Mike's Hard Lemonade.

"Hey, I brought the booze! It's Open Mike Night!"

by bhp June 1, 2013