Seat

1- Any raised object on which one may rest the buttocks and legs by climbing upon.

2- Spain's national car

1- Take a seat

2- The Seat Leon is pretty fast.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Mexican seatbelt

A Mexican seatbelt is a rope that keeps someone secure while riding in the back of a truck.

Passenger: I'm surprised Justin didn't fly out of the bed on that last speed bump.
Driver: It's cool, he's got a Mexican seatbelt.

by DBnick May 19, 2007

smeated

very angry and mad at something.

"Boy, Johnny sure was smeated after Bobby took his girlfriend"

by G Fresh November 14, 2007

smeaty

to be smelly and sweaty at the same time.

Hey, you should really go shower, come on you just went to the gym and you are smeaty.

by -jig January 13, 2009

smat

a hat that covers only part of the head. Also know as a semi hat.

May Meredith you look quite fetching in that smat .

by Smelly kb February 2, 2009

Skier seat

When a man or woman sits between the driver and passenger seat in a vehicle and masturbates two men sitting in either seat while leaning back. This creates the illusion of holding ski poles.

Why don't you hop in? Brenda wants to ski, but we're in the middle of Minneapolis and a skier seat will have to do.

by SKiER SeAT October 1, 2008

We're not dating seats

The empty seats at a table when you are sitting with a member of the opposite gender to broadcast to the world that the two of you are not in fact dating.

Because of the rumors that I was dating her were flying around campus, we chose a larger table in the middle of the cafeteria because it had the requisite we're not dating seats.

by davidford December 14, 2008