Science underground

An illegal practice where scientists or people with scientific knowledge in secrecy conduct illicit and brutal experiments that violate both federal and state law, along with violating the Geneva convention’s regulations. Some participants are rumored to kidnap humans and steal pets and livestock in order to conduct their illegal experiments. So basically mad scientists of the modern day

Don’t go out after dark you might become the next victim to a participant of the science underground

by OldDogg November 13, 2021

Science Friction

The act of rubbing two bodies together to create three.

They wanted to have children, so they decided Science Friction was the best way.

by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021

Scientists

Don't love you it when scientists can't explain something or get puzzled by something, such as their fears about bodies lying in the streets all over Africa, and it turns out the area they thought would be the worst (due to resources) has so far been one of the least affected in the world. Scientists are the same kinds of cowardly people that always tell people be careful, be vigilant, don't let your guard down even if you already are careful, vigilant, and on your toes.

Scientists are a lot like many people involved in a religious or spiritual organization, they love to keep people on their knees and fearful of the next wave, even if so far people haven't been complacent, and the worst scenario never became. These folks have a little too much control of the average person's life, and they're among the least socially responsible people there are, which is why despite everyone else not being confused about anything, scientists are still the ones that are puzzled (yet they are also the ones everyone else seems to listen to/look to for answers these days, kind of like people who look to religious organizations or the government for answers they can come up with on their own).

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

science

Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.

Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Scientist

The kind of person that would try to measure a blue whale's penis during intercourse.

Blue whale in blue whale talk- I already told you, get the fuck out of here and don't bring your scientist friend back faggot, I'm trying to bang Helga I think she said her name was.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Scientists

If they think it's up to them to sort out everything about the pandemic, they think they are God if there is one.

Scientists don't know anything the rest of the population can't figure out.

by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021