Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.

"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

queef

The better version of the fart.

Mom: I did a queef
Me: What?
Mom: A vagina fart
Me: *dies of laughter*

queef ass fuck bitch

by Ha that’s funny October 11, 2020

queef bait

a real dill hole, a big idiot,

you're such a queef bait

by Smurf 34 May 8, 2008

Queef

Female fart

Queef on my sandwich.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Quebec Queef

That thing Québécois people do with their mouths when they’re angry after finishing a sentence. It’s a quick puff of air exhaled through pursed lips, kind of like farting with your mouth as seen in the show Letterkenny.

“Woah dude, Étienne was really pissed at that Leafs fan! He even did a Quebec queef and everything.”

by H0useHippo3000 July 15, 2024

finger queef

Two sweaty moist palms become in contact and make a sensation relating most to a queef

Me and John were holding hands when suddenly we finger queefed

by Jmurphy928 January 10, 2018

queef

when you fart and shit comes out your vag.

"yo? did u just queef? damnnnn girl that shit stinks!"

by joemamawama December 6, 2021