n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.
my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)
Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?
When she was three!
Now thats some goal pants!
Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?
When she was three!
Now thats some goal pants!
by RedDan69 February 26, 2011
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Get the poo pants mug.Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.
Dude those pants are horrible!
Yea but they make great wank pants.
Whats that?
You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.
Yea but they make great wank pants.
Whats that?
You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.
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“Did you see Lindsay last night at the party? She was beyond pants!”
“She was a minger and THAT, is beyond pants!”
“She was a minger and THAT, is beyond pants!”
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