åä-pö.ol,ikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa<

when a swedish person is bored af and they have a computer

1: "hey bro"
2: "no not again STOP NOW"
1: "åä-pö.ol,ikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa<"
2: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by i like to sleep aaaaaaaaaaaaa December 7, 2021

CALLUM POOLE

The term used for someone with a guilty face who lies men and throws his dirty clothes all over the floor

" i chase people up the stairs and eat pizza and beans."Callum Poole.

by weewoman March 31, 2008

Poolstick

When you take a dump and your poop is so long that it brushes up against your balls as it falls into the toilet. Named for it's uncanny likeness to the length and color of a poolstick and the fact that it's smacking some balls.

Bro: Dude I took a 5 pound dump this morning
Bro2: That's nothing, last week I pushed out a poolstick so massive, it looked like someone took a brown sharpie to my ball sack

by prozaq June 7, 2019

pooley

Welsh Twat with no Green Cross code

Watch out for that car you Pooley!!

by Jem September 26, 2003

Poolog

A turd shaped brown Russian pastry covered in slivered almonds - somewhat camouflaging its very poo-like appearance.

I'd like a coffee and poolog, please.

by bananas brown June 3, 2005

poolish

word to describe someone who comes from blackpool (mostly females)

"God you seen that bird over there...she is well poolish"

"Those poolish birds have no gag reflex..."

by scouser1892 April 12, 2010

poolshark

Someone who spreads AIDS (HIV) in multiple places, such as night clubs, swimming pools, parks and the like. A poolshark is attracted to males, generally children. Dogs and horses are common subjects too.

Mother: My cat has been violated by a creature attracted to children and animals!

Police officer: Indeed. This is definately a poolshark on the loose.

by babab007@nimehsquirts October 27, 2010