Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way

haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin

by suziepoo December 1, 2019

PENGUIN

A person who has a complete lack of intelegence whatsoever even to the point of being actually inept

"Ross, is a penguin."

by Yourcreepyuncle January 12, 2020

Penguin

when your dick is almost straight up in a erection.

Dude1 damn he got da penguin
Dude2 that penguin rivals mt everest

by Sir of Steel February 8, 2020

Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

pengu wars

it is when the world of pengu fight and take over every universe and multiverse they are an advanced group of penquins that the dumbest are as smart as the T pose gods and the smartest being as smart as GOD and then they will take over

guy:hey im watching a show called pengu wars

guy2: oh no you fool youve doomed us all!

pengu; we have taken over the worlg bow down to us

by is yeet a crme March 27, 2020