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Third Person Stalker

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.
guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.
by cweeks March 30, 2010
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business person's orgasm

ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!

severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!

worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!

when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!

sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!

she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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Nevada(person)

Beautiful, smart, athletic, responsible, respectful. The perfect kind of person to be around. Always a happy person! Absolutely hilarious. She can be sentimental at points too though. Nevada's usually have beautiful, long, and dark hair and have dark colored eyes. She will be very kind. And an amazing best friend. The perfect best friend you have always wished for will finally come true when you meet a Nevada! You are a very lucky person if you ever meet a Nevada, especially if you talk to her! She is always nice and smart. When she wants something.....she is very determined to go and get it! You will love to meet a Nevada. But be warned, my Nevada and your Nevada won't be the same. Not two people are EXACTLY the same. But mine......is perfect. I love her<3
"Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful?" Was actually written for Nevada(person).
by Madiausmus01 November 19, 2013
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forever person

someone you will always have feelings for no matter what, whether you want to like them or not and despite how much they piss you off. someone you're "whipped" or "hooked" for forever
"after 5 years there is still nothing i can do to get over greg, he's my forever person"
by clementinebug September 14, 2017
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levis_personal_pegger

the best mutual you could ever have, everyone is very jealous of then and her moots. they are irreplaceable 🤞🤞
wow levis_personal_pegger is the best mutual.
by kkeden May 24, 2021
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Whole Person

A whole person is an individual whose personality emotionally drains you after the thought or action of interacting with them. While recalling your personal experience with the "Whole Person", you will often find yourself frustrated, angry, or confused by their actions.
"Abbys aunt is two whole people"

"Just got off the phone with my mother-in-law. God. She is a WHOLE PERSON"

"I personally cannot handle the fact that you are being a whole person right now"
by Whole Person December 2, 2021
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My cool person

Someone you love , that is super dooper pooper cool.
Hey Tay, thanks for being my cool person. I love youuuuuuuu🤪
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