pirate

A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails around in a boat theiving, killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's hate) by being so much better than it.

Here is a list of pirate superpowers:

- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*

- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly

- The ability to kick a ninja's ass

- Sink small islands with their eyes

- Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier*

- Whoop anyones ass at halo

- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music

- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law

- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!

- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle

For this reason and many more, i urge you all

BECOME PIRATES!!!!

unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is!

ME! Capn' Bonbon *Best pirate ever*
BLAH!

by Capn' Bonbon December 26, 2008

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Butt Pirates

Little Pirrates that live in your ass and cause dingle berries

Butt Pirates are found in the Bahammas
ARRRR, shitzs ahoy toilet paper ahead

by Keebles September 28, 2005

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butt pirate

1.Derogatory- A homosexual man

1. Elton John is a total butt pirate- ewwww

by bonereater84@yahoo.com April 10, 2006

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portuguese pirate

when a man pulls out during sexual intercourse and deficates in the womans eye, the portuguese pirate usually resembles an eye patch. when the woman screems "ARRRRR" like a pirate it has been premormed correctly.

dude i pulled the portuguese pirate on some chick last night.

by Portopotty September 20, 2006

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