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monkey flop 

the act of holding a person down and slapping them in the face with a semi- hard penis
the dubya monkey flopped
john kerry
monkey flop by terrill September 4, 2004

Monkey Room 

A room containing absolutely nothing of useful value or interest in it. In other words, the only way you could possibly get any entertainment out of such a room is to use it as a jerk-off room (like a monkey in a cage with nothing better to do). Can also be used in video games to refer to rooms that are completely empty and serve no better use than to waste your time investigating them (every now and then they might even have a monster in them guarding jack shit).
I wish that I could find a save point right now instead of all these goddamn monkey rooms!
Monkey Room by moose madness January 27, 2008

monkey hump 

to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex
Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
monkey hump by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009

Monkey Grip

Universal Tradesman Slang For Doing Something With One Hand Proficiently That Normally Takes Two, Also Known As The "1 Grip"
Cement:
Sam: Dave, Look At Jeff, He's Got An Insane Monkey Grip On That 20 LB Sledgehammer.
Dave: I See That Sam, You Gotta Be Really Strong To Do That

Welding:
Jesse: How Come Jake Can Monkey Grip And We Can't?
John: I Dunno, But At Least He's Got Really Good Welds
Monkey Grip by Andrew Barron June 16, 2009

monkey nut

tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts
monkey nut by HtownHardHead January 13, 2008

monkey butter 

a food spread made with the following ingredients:
1 banana
2 tbsp peanut butter
1 cup vanilla yogurt
2 tsp cinnamon sugar

Works well on toast, especially french toast.
Great with Nutella!
For lunch today, my mom packed me a monkey butter sandwich. All the kids in the cafeteria went apeshit.
monkey butter by issyakd April 26, 2008