Joe Michael Cole

Joe Cole is a British actor, with a lovely smile and pretty eyes.he's a VERY talented man.
He is mostly known as John Shelby in the renowned series "Peaky Blinders"

"This planet is hotter than Joe Michael Cole"

by halowaydrink December 27, 2019

Reverse michael jackson

When someone changes skin color from white to black

Did jake from state farm pull a reverse michael jackson

by Fringlydingly September 15, 2020

leon michael anderson

hethe dopest of the dope -dominic

leon michael anderson

by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 7, 2021

pre match hype

HYPING UP BEFORE MY FOOSBALL MATCH!!

Polychronis (aka Pauly) listens to his pre match hype playlist before every foosball game.

by Nitram sicnarf May 12, 2021

Sir Michael Cuthbertson II

Born in Tasmania in 1646, Sir Michael the Second was 20 years old at the time of the London Fires. The general of the First Great Australian Emu War, he led Australian troops to victory until his untimely death by the Emu General D. Holland in 1690, age 44 years old. His legacy was remembered in the Second Great Australian Emu War in 1932.

Did you hear about Sir Michael Cuthbertson II?

Yeah dude, he’s awesome. Shame he was killed.

by A Cricket Named Joe October 6, 2021

does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

by trajayjay August 26, 2013

Do The Michael

Yeeting yourself off the stage in smash ultimate because you are too much of a pussy to deal with that b spamming ganondorf

Imma do the michael if you keep falcon punching me!

by D4Dj Muni April 10, 2019