Coolest part of California just a little west of San Francisco. Home of the Hillsdale Knights!!!! Also home to the Aragon Dons (boo) and the San Mateo Bobcats (real creative guys). Also home to a bunch of middle schools, including Abbott, which even if you went there, you can agree sucked.
Half of the population of San Mateo think that they're super ghetto. Someone should inform them that they don't live in Oakland because nothing bad ever happens in this hood. We're super sheltered.
Half of the population of San Mateo think that they're super ghetto. Someone should inform them that they don't live in Oakland because nothing bad ever happens in this hood. We're super sheltered.
by BlueHobos June 19, 2011
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Matt suffers from Materiitis because he tries to be cool around girls, even though they think your your annoying.
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by Mr. Hope January 11, 2016
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(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.
(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.
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scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!
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scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!
scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.
by El Magico July 2, 2007
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