Raptor Jesus, the o Holy lord of all our worlds. He owns us all, and his disciples. Follow him, and he will spare his might from you. Raptor Jesus can move at Ninjah Speed.
by RaySpeed January 24, 2008
Get the raptor jesus mug.An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.
by olli 2nd September 9, 2006
Get the ninja jesus mug.An exorbitant price quoted in response to an enquiry, often in bargaining situations in markets etc. where haggling is usual.
An over optimistic price quoted in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting buyer, tourist etc.
Said by the prospective purchaser to indicate that they know roughly what something is worth and are not going to pay over the odds.
An over optimistic price quoted in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting buyer, tourist etc.
Said by the prospective purchaser to indicate that they know roughly what something is worth and are not going to pay over the odds.
Man standing in front of shop selling oriental rugs, shopkeeper approaches:
"How much is that one (pointing to a nice example)...but don't quote me no Jesus price"
"How much is that one (pointing to a nice example)...but don't quote me no Jesus price"
by MoLincs August 10, 2009
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Get the Pocket Jesus mug.A Jew for Jesus is a person who was born and raised Jewish, but later on in life decided that Jesus was/is the Messiah.
by Alahna May 28, 2006
Get the jew for jesus mug.I never have to talk to that girl again b/c she saw my tagged pics on facebook. Thank you facebook Jesus.
by matt5000 June 28, 2010
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