what happened next

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He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.

by PBSPinchback June 18, 2015

happinology

A belief system whereby The Good Samaritan's deed has its everlasting rippling effect, but the story is never written down, never spoken of, never mentioned. Developed in 2001 as a way to speak of good deeds done without going into the details of its doneness so as to avoid elevating the doer and thus minimizing the deed.

Instead of coming home and explaining that you were just out in the rain, helping some elderly lady put a spare tire on her car so you can get a pat on the back and validation that you indeed do care, you would just say that you were involved in some happinology.

by douglas william mowbray November 12, 2004

So Happy It's Thursday

A way to say shit when you can't openly swear.

Bill, did you forget to turn in your TPS report? So Happy It's Thursday! I forgot.

by chipf70 February 20, 2011

Happy Tea

Hot tea with A LOT of sugar in it. Usually drunk by stage performers to get energized before a play. Invented circa 1995.

"Better make some Happy Tea. This crowd looks tough!"

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

super happy funtime

Adult content played on Anime Network at 1:00am eastern to 4:00am eastern

Skimmpy Clothes-Extreme Jiggling-Nose Bleed

by Raven February 5, 2005

happy smoke

incognito slang for marijuana, sometimes referred to simply as "happy" in circumstances requiring discretion.

Did you score any happy?
I love happy smoke!

by MustangGT July 17, 2005

happy fun times

noun: This term can refer to any joyous or even nonsensical event.

My girlfriend and I enjoy happy fun times when she gets drunk and aroused.

When the boss leaves, all of the workers immediately revert to happy fun times.

by EvanJM February 8, 2007