German Waterslide

When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back

"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."

by TheCasualToaster July 2, 2016

German

Really good looking man with a big ass penis. He doesn't need to pay for hookers.

German is a sexy man

by Wowowowowowowowow November 16, 2016

german sauna

A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.

Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.

by dougsdopedealer December 7, 2016

german teacher

a teacher that teaches folks german

1. do you like our German Teacher?
2. yeah he is a nice fella

by Chernobyl1337 February 6, 2018

German

All that and then some. Built like a Roman God. Is very athletic. And has the ability to conquer. Funny,loving, and good looking

German is a man of all men

by Dmata01 March 8, 2018

German waffle

When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.

“ german waffle me Reichsführer “

by Ismeninja July 13, 2018

German Apple Cake

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.

Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg

by yolo$wag69 June 3, 2019