To speak German

To fart.

She's speaking German again.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007

salty german

the salty German is when you take your own or another persons cum and give someone a Hitler mustache with it.

If you pass out with your shoes on I'll give you a salty Germany

by ilovebeingbetterthanyou June 24, 2009

Brooklyn German

Yiddish. The name comes from the high Jewish population in Brooklyn during the 20th century and the language's German decent.

I can't understand my grandma because she only speaks Brooklyn German

by stikshift February 24, 2009

The German Cornhole

When having gay sex and you roll your partner over, jump off of a high surface, and penetrate his anus. After you are firmly planted into your partner, you twist around and shit down his back.

Jonny: My dad and I did The German Cornhole last week. Im still trying to get ahold of some anal bleach. And I STILL need to scrub the shit off of my back.

by sodacanplus April 26, 2014

dude wtf is wrong with german people?

dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions

what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?

by sick fucks February 16, 2005

Nazi German

A Nazi of German descent

Guy 1: "Hey look at that Nazi his hair is so blonde and he's so tall"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a Nazi German"

by fakies8 January 31, 2009