Free Pants

Male undergarments costing nothing

Those free pants are like, free :O

by Free Pants Ninja June 29, 2004

Free Thinker

A social group of lefties who claim to be intelligent because they bitch about religion, current governments, oil, iraq and anything else while not contributing any ideas to solve these 'problems' other than total elimination and turning the human race into mindless drones. Usually a feminist or hit by thier girlfriend, which they call 'dominant female life partner'

Mesa called jar jar binks. Oh yea, free finkers do not like movies, but fully support ridiculous litigation.

by xenomorph June 6, 2004

Free Speech

The right for you to say what you want, and the right of others to punch you in the face for it.*

*Does not include: racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, classism, ageism, Islamophobia, bigotry, or ignorance. For all of the above see hate speech

The government supposedly grants us the right of free speech.

by umbrella feminist September 24, 2017

free willy

When a male friend takes one for the team by agreeing to go for the fat chick of the bunch.

Yo, I got stuck with the free willy last time, it's your turn munchkin man.

by sikwill October 26, 2005

Free Fallin'

When a girl forgets to wear a bra and her boobs are like free fallin'.

"Ewww is she wearing a bra?"
"No she's free fallin'"

by aiorejotj October 15, 2008

free spirit

One who does what he or she wants with little regard for anyone or anything: their self, family, job, etc. One who requires someone else to do it and will, while the free spirit bitches about the result.

I gonna get drunk and stoned and screw everyone at the party. I'm a free spirit.

by Dead 2nd pug May 5, 2015

free running

also known as street jumping, or street running.
it is a 'sport' as some call it usually in illegal spots where a group, club or gang do tricks and flips off gaps walls ledges you name it.

gangmember1:"yo, man are we going to go free running at our spot?".
gangmember2:"nah man, i found this sick new spot with gaps, you in?".
ganmember1:"fo sure".

by boobranchmuz October 10, 2009