kiddie diddler

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012

didn't get the memo

To be or to remain uninformed, especially about something that is common knowledge to everyone else.

You're still friendly to him after he stabbed you in the back? I guess you didn't get the memo.

by Gahmuret July 18, 2006

diddly squat

nothing

You know diddly squat about anything.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

diddy bopping

To walk using dance steps; in the Vietnam War it was used to mean walking carelessly whilst on patrol, to move through enemy territory without paying attention to your surroundings and thus putting the other members of the patrol at risk.
By extension to move or act without considering the effect on others.

See that dumbass on point? Asshole's diddy bopping like 'e's in 'is own backyard! Fucker's gonna get us all killed!
Number ten! You gonna k-bar the fucker?

by Croatalin November 6, 2013

hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.

I would give her the Hoe Bum Diddley

by Piss Pot Pete January 13, 2009

P Diddy

Someone who can't decide what his name is.

Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? P. Diddy? PICK A NAME

by CV February 26, 2003

diddle kid

A kid who likes diddle

"Batman's a pretty penny, but Diddle Kid's cheap as hell!"

by Big brainy fella June 3, 2018