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SLAW Dick 

Stop complaining, you are becoming a SLAW Dick.
SLAW Dick by jhizzy76 February 17, 2023

Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.
Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

Osama's Dick

A dick that is in hiding/So unshaven, that it hasn't been found in 10 years.
Dan, I got a bad case of Osama's Dick, and i'm afraid that my security is in danger until we find my penis.

stepped on his own dick

When you really fucked up a personal situation and came out of it in a negative way.
He got caught up in a corruption situation; stepped on his own dick!

stick your dick in crazy 

When have sex with a girl and then she turns out to be completely crazy amd winds up dragging you into all kinds of drama.
Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is a complete nut job"
Guy 2: "I know! Word of advice man, don't stick your dick in crazy."

Glass Slipper Dick 

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.
Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.
Glass Slipper Dick by danijms March 25, 2019