donkey pint

A glass of beer large enough to get a donkey pissed. Originated in Geraldton, West Australia.

"Do you serve donkey pints here?"
"No."

by mutley February 15, 2008

DonkeyButtox

Another term used in place of the word "JackAss"
many online sites do not allow slander so you are forced to be creative and this is what i came up with.

Username: JackAss
Computer Reply:: We are sorry we do not accept derogitory language
Username: DonkeyButtox
Computer Reply: Welcome!, DonkeyButtox

by Damien McC April 5, 2008

hop-donkey

One of african heritage, who have the lips and dicks of said animal, and the "ups" that a white man could only dream of.

"Damn, that hop-donkey just schooled your ass."

by jim miers June 8, 2005

dinky donkey

A girl with a small booty.

I saw you dancing with that dinky donkey last night at the party.

by coalfax October 30, 2009

Swamp Donkey

A very ugly creature from the swamp.

Andrea Carter is the definition of a swamp donkey.

by JordanHatem January 24, 2015

The Donkey Kong

When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.

Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night

Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor

Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane

by DopeBoss January 28, 2016

palm the donkey

Masturbation due to desperation, boredom, or horniness especially after watching anything with Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, or Lucy Liu however these are not binding conditions. Just plain ole masturbation, your understanding friend.

Dude, he went into the stall to palm the donkey.

Isn't that illegal?

by midnightteabagger June 13, 2006