saber-toothed crotch cricket 

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

hot crotch

When a curvacious, viluptuous woman has a burning sensation on the inside of her vagina & she wants to frisk someone up against a wall. Symptoms include drooling and unintentional removement of clothing.

When Alexandra began to take off her shirt and threw Danny up against the wall, Danny could tell she had a serious case of hot crotch for him.

hot crotch by AlexDanny December 16, 2007

bog crotch 

slimy and sweaty feeling you get when you are either walking around in the sun, sleeping in the afternoon during summer, or refuse to shower. This disgusting occurance that resembles a bog occurs in the crotch region, hence: bog crotch.

"man, i fell asleep in my car yesterday." -josh

"I bet u got bog crotch pretty mad eh?" -nate

"whats worse is that ive got swampcrack too. i feel like honduras." -josh

bog crotch by Ntizzle May 24, 2006

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets 

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.

Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009

Hairy Crotch Pooch 

noun: a hairy buldge in the crotch area on indians.

Wow, that indian has a really hairy crotch pooch. Let's shave it off and make mittens out of it.

Hairy Crotch Pooch by Leteya February 9, 2005

cross legs, hold crotch, wiggle around 

methods of holding in pee

kim crossed her legs, held her crotch and wiggled around in order to hold her pee in. it didnt work

cross legs, hold crotch, wiggle around by Lizzle May 11, 2003

Susie Rotten Crotch 

1. The general name for any exgirlfriend that you caught cheating.
2. The general name for any slutty girl you meet in a bar or club.

1. The last time I saw Susie rotten crotch was at my high school reunion.
2. The more beers I order, the better Susie rotten crotch over there looks!

Susie Rotten Crotch by Austin Petree June 1, 2006