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Riper Asshole

1. The inside of the anus that has been riped more than once or more than a few times usually riper than others. 2. The complete opposite of a raw asshole, or in other words, an unriped asshole.
That little fucker Mark Piper just had anal sex with aunt sussy last night and now she has gotten a riper asshole.
by Mark Ripe March 24, 2009
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ripe asshole

The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.
Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.

No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.

Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.

No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.
by Burd Justus October 10, 2017
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Ware Asshole

Asshole from Ware,typically acts,smells and looks like an asshole,wears stinky clothes,doesn't wash for days,never irons his shirt,wears a bright orange watch,and constantly mumbles.
Male from Ware,likes acting like an asshole all day,and getting abuse,hence the term Ware Asshole.
by guntchaser November 28, 2010
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the devil's asshole

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.
It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!
by yqwertzx August 27, 2022
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Mute Asshole

CJ: THAT MUTE ASSHOLE! THAT SNAKE WITHOUT A TONGUE!
by FlyingKP April 8, 2023
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Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.
"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"
by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016
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Urban Assholes

People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them
Many people on urban dictionary are Urban Assholes
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