Destroyed Asshole

When your asshole has been fucked so hard by a massive cock that your asshole is very loose and destroyed now, usually bleeds.

"Last night this young stud fucked me so hard with his huge penis I now have a destroyed asshole

by my testicles are cold July 6, 2017

Shy Asshole

When it can't poop because other people are around.

Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!

by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

Schrodingers asshole

A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.

"That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole"

by ImmortalDobbs June 15, 2017

my dad is a asshole

Your dad sucks
He isn’t just one of those sorta mean dads
No
He’s one of those abusive ones

It can be any abuse

Hell he probably doesn’t even show emotion either

He doesn’t think people who are gay are embarrassements to the world, and transgender are rapist
That blacks are monsters
He loves to drink
He also gives you this fucking creepy ass vibb and likes it when you hug him so you try to fucking avoid him as much as possible

He has like no Hobbies and likes to do chores all day and when you try to help him he refuses but then he says he’s the only god damn person in the house that does what there suppose to
And basically everyone on his side of the family sucks too and get this he doesn’t understand your crippling depression and anxiety because he doesn’t have empathy either
He is atleast one of these

He is just a fucking asshole

Brosicle dude #1 : lmao my dude u want to do some sick fucking moves on our skate boards at the skate park
Brosicle dude #2 : my home slice I can’t my dad is a asshole and broke my fucking skateboard cos I didn’t clean the dishes even tho I offered to but he said no I’m going to do it
Brosicle dude #1 : shit man what a asshole

by RobloxPlayer69420666 November 17, 2018

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

toaster asshole

A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use

Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole

by I’m a toaster asshole May 4, 2020

Fire Asshole

when you consume too much beefy chilli and your anus spews out all of the demon juices.

Damn bitch, i ate all dat chilli and now i have a big ol' fire asshole

by Anusjuice666 July 16, 2014