Tumbleweed

A person who sucks so horribly that when he walks into the bar everyone else leaves immediately.

Person 1: Hey, where'd everyone go?

Person 2: oh you didnt hear? John came by, he's a total fucking tumbleweed and everyone left.

by Heybeerman October 22, 2017

tumble

To flip in the following activities (etc: Cheer,gymnastics ,and acrobatics)

During our floor routine I tumbles with a backhandspring ! (bhs)

by nunya busness October 22, 2017

tumblr scrolling

Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.

Guy: hey what’re you up to?

Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?

Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.

Girl: oh cool.

Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*

by Elkrisreal December 5, 2017

tumble monkey

a racial slur for any race, used by people named cameron or trevor.

“hes such a tumble monkey”

by cracker12111 April 21, 2018

Tumblr

It's an interesting website, though it's one that libtards try to gain dominion when it comes to political correctness. The Cabbie Homicide author came to there and did a piece called "No One Understands Chicago" as he examines former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist Sarah Jezebel Deva. He points out she should better educate herself in social studies and enroll in a psychology class to give her material more venom. The username of his tumblr is under his short name and real last name to show readers of his anthologies a bit where he came from before he was published as he has some rather in depth blogs. The post invoked a one sided twitter war where he kept his cool and she retorted with "I bet you talk to care bears." The tweet had him cracking up because she modeled her lyrical output more akin to Nu Metal than her Symphonic Metal contemporaries. The blog revealed some aspects about the 9/11 attacks as they're not an inside job as German magazine, Der Spiegel, chronicled with the English translation of their full length report titled "Inside 9/11: What Really Happened" as he bought the VampireFreaks admin this book as commentators were calling him a Conspiracy Theorist from the information this magazine pointed out. It's quite handy for Conservative bloggers as they can use youtube documentaries for additional venom to their in depth blog entries.

Tumblr is noted for a unique presentation of a write up for the lead singer of Bloodgood's reading of Edgar Allan Poe The Tell-Tale Heart and a presentation speaking about how one editor chose The Monkey's Paw for his most personal anthology project. It's also noted for noting the debate of KenHam and BillNye as a similar exchange happened between The Cabbie Homicide writer and "Dr." Kent Hovind's son as it was played up almost akin to his first science fiction story as he was known on VampireFreaks as.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Tumblerist

A social reject who spends their time on the internet crying and talking about their feelings at rapid speed and attention seeking.

Wow, that tumblerist sure is toxic.

I know right dude.

by Dr.Bright March 21, 2018

Tumblena

A blonde-haired plant-nymph who was born inside a "prairie-wheel" bush, rather than a garden-flower.

Tumblena never had to ask anyone for a ride to places she wanted to go; she would just wait till the wind was blowing in the right direction, and then hop a lift on a passing "organic bowling ball".

by QuacksO November 3, 2018