turgurt

tur-gurt

-noun

The frozen yogurt that falls off the dispenser and ends up on either the floor or the catching bin, resulting in a turd-like appearance. Found commonly at self-serve froyo places.

I was going to get some blueberry tart at yogurtland, but the sheer amount of turgurt changed my mind.

by bbtart July 20, 2010

meaty tuck

When a drag queen doesn't tuck in his penis very well and still looks like he has a penis.

RuPaul: "That is one meaty tuck.... womp womp."

by Dr.Breezy March 5, 2016

tukhes

Ass in Yiddish slang.

That chick sure has one fat tukhes! She needs to buy a stairmaster.

by IlyasKallir February 17, 2008

turd-breaker

A tool used to break up feces in a toilet bowl so that it will flush. Common since the advent of low-flow toilets.

I unscrewed the plunger handle and used it as a turd-breaker. I ate a whole pizza last night, so there was no way that chunk would flush on its own.

by annoyedcitizen October 24, 2008

tuna tyrant

A slang insultive term for lesbians and/or anyone you want to make laugh. This compilation of words is made humorous by "tuna" being in referrence to the odor of the vagina and "tyrant" for someone who viciously seeks a prize or is obssessed. While it is separated by other gay/lesbo insults because at first it makes no sense at all.

Tyler: Hey Riley, your an ass-bandit.
Riley: Piss off midget, you cum guzzling gutter whore.
Tyler: Shut up, you take it in the ass!
Sheri: What the hell are you guys talking about?
Riley: Hey this is our converstaion! ....you tuna tyrant.
*laughter

by Thunder_Chode69 May 24, 2009

Tube Camper

An elite player of video games that uses his or her expert knowledge of the game to (usually unfairly) possum stomp less learned individuals.

Derived from two player battle mode in Super Mario All-Stars in which if someone camps behind a tube opening at the top or bottom of the screen, all they have to fear is Boo Spawning from a warp-hole.

Chris: Hey, have you beaten Jon yet?

Damon: No. He's being a douchebag.
Chris: How?

Damon: He's a total tube camper!

by Tube Camper September 2, 2009

turdsmirk

Facial expression after crapping yourself and at the same time enjoying the warm cosy feeling.

"My god it smells in here, it must've been Joe, look at his turdsmirk."

by BoomScooter November 19, 2009