Skip to main content

toner

A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware
Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?

PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?

Example # 2:

TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?

GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
by Johnny Lakewood August 28, 2005
mugGet the toner mug.

Grandma's Tea Towel

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.
After dropping a heavy load on his Cougar, Carl offered her Grandma's Tea Towel to wipe up.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014
mugGet the Grandma's Tea Towel mug.

Tilted Towers

that place in fortnite where your bf keeps dying at.
by Znatsciubing May 15, 2018
mugGet the Tilted Towers mug.

get me a towel

An statement of excitement over a situation in your day that is so amazing, although it's not actually an orgasm, it might as well be.
Run into Kelly Churchill and you say, "Oh my god. Get me a towel." ...because I just jizzed.

See a nice lookin Porsche or some other high priced car cruisin down the road and you say, "Check out that whip. Dude, get me a towel!"

Or you can just say it when you need a towel after bangin or something. But ideally your girl should swallow. This is the BEST time to say get me a towel.
by SmokyTreat April 28, 2010
mugGet the get me a towel mug.

Towel Head

1. Derogatory term to refer to those of Middle-Eastern (or Indian, but I suspect only because most people would use "Towel Head" in everyday conversation couldn't tell the difference between the two to save their lives) origin, based on the religious custom of wearing a turban.

2. A missed oppurtunity to use the term "Dune Coon", which at least always makes me laugh.
1. That hick just called Rashid a Towel Head.

2. I knew Cletus was more retarded than the other hicks when he called Rashid a Towel Head, instead of a Dune Coon.
by Al October 12, 2003
mugGet the Towel Head mug.

eiffel towering

requirements...1 girl and 2 guys
girl is on all fours and one guy is getting head from the girl and the other guy is giving her anal adn when the two guys high 5 eachother it looks like the eiffel tower
hey baby do you wanna go to paris because me and jimmy had a great time making the eiffel towering you last night.
by alanaxx3 January 20, 2009
mugGet the eiffel towering mug.

Towelism

–noun
the philosophical system evolved by use of cock towels and fuck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete juiciness and creaminess and of noninterference with the intercourse or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, dry sheet and body in harmony with the ejaculation.
Eugene keeps a fuck towel under his bed and cock towel behind the door, there for he is a practicing Towelism
by Chiggity Chza February 8, 2008
mugGet the Towelism mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email