sex

something hank will never experience

me: "Hank you get laid yet?"

hank: "No girl wants to have sex with me"

me: "of course not..."

by kozlow October 20, 2008

sex

Oxford dictionary decripes sex as one male injects his fluid into a female, the dictionary also says this can result in a baby if the correct protection is not used.BUT WHO CARES WHAT THOOSE DICK HEADS THINK, THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A DICK IF IT CAME UP AND...........you get the rest.

(come on babe, we might has well it feels way better without it)

by Un known July 15, 2008

Sex

when a man inserts his penis into a womans vagina, sometimes making a baby

Aly was laying on her couch, in just a bra and panties, under a blanket. She was so comfortable, she fell asleep. When she opened her eyes, there was a man sitting on her, getting ready to shove his beautiful penis in her hot pussy. She didn't object, just let him fuck her hard. SHE WANTED MORE, MORE!!! He fucked her from behind, jemming that hot penis into her ass. Then he let her lick his dick and stroke it, until he cummed all over her! She loved it!!!He squeezed her boobs, sucked her milk, did everything she could ever want and more. She fell asleep, and he was still fucking her. Her parents came home, saw them, and wanted to get in on it. They had sex while Aly and the man had it, and the women were being pegged hard! They loved it! 9 months later, Aly's sister and her daughter were born, and they were ready to do it again!

by BeStxOfxmE5 May 28, 2007

sex

the worlds most fun activity. do it with your friends to stay fit, and help you stay happy.

man, we fucked in the town, fucker last night. it was so orgasmic, got it memorized?. sex is fun, and should be appreciated

by MUHAHAHAHAHAH......you suck. November 29, 2010

sex

if you looked this up you did not have it

sex with your mom was good last night

by twin shot February 4, 2015

sex

gettin it ON!!!when you get horny you wanna take your clothes off....but how the heck should i know..im a virgin!

uum..i dunno..its sex..its natural(for some people)

by hitlers child January 23, 2007

Sex

Is Wrong Unless Married and should only be had unless married!!!!!!!!! And is a large problem through the world and most people cant seem to think with their heads instead of their hormones. People are weak and let temptation win. May those who think with their hormones catch a nice disease..
other than that
have a nice day!

TV is a tiny example of how wrong it is! Check shows like Maury, springer, all those shows show how sex is just a tiny problem of how bad it is in the world.

by Ernie Jones June 9, 2007