Mudder

A master driver in the Army

Did you see the mudder get stuck? You would think a master driver would know better.

by DaEif January 19, 2024

Midget

A midget is a tiny human being who never goes to football training and has a peacock trim

“look at that small fuck over there, Oscar is his name, what a midget!”

by User15372 January 26, 2024

medge

The action of simultaneously mewing and edging.

Mewing: A process in which an individual, typically male, undergoes to enhance their jawline.
Edging: The practice of deliberately delaying the culmination of sexual arousal

Guy 1: That girl over there is so hot. What should I do bro?
Guy 2: Shut up and medge bro.

by tom timmy November 14, 2023

midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks

She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!

by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024

midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.

Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!

by Evake March 23, 2024

Midget

My short acoustic friend

If someone is short and walking you can say hey look at that midget

by Kile1010 May 9, 2024

Midget Gang

A midget gang is a girlish gaggle of decidedly diminutive, severely stunted, extremely effeminate and outrageously overcompensating, markedly microscopic midget manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10), turbo-manlets and literal midgets who have banded together in a completely delusional, absolutely futile, naturally cowardly and obviously Napoleon complex-driven effort at overthrowing their rightful, eternal, glorious and supremely magnificent manmore (6ft+ tall real men) overlords. Such a shortsighted, small-minded and childish attempt at a derisory manlet uprising is invariably doomed to fall short of its lowly goal, leaving the petulant and petite little manlet fairies with no other option but to pick up their broken high heels and cry tiny tears of bitter humiliation as they tell each other tall tales on the way back to their hobbit-holes while being continuously pelted with stolen garden gnomes by groups of laughing and victorious manmores. Short people got no reason. Manlets BTFO.

Sally: Lol, why is that microscopic midget gang being carried around by that swarm of ants over there? Scarlett: I think the maddeningly minuscule manlet boys battled with the superior ant army over a crumb of blueberry muffin that a passing manmore dropped on the ground, were unsurprisingly immediately soundly defeated and are now being carried off to the triumphant ant's anthill, no doubt to serve as war brides or to be sacrificed in the antlet pit. Sally: Manlets rise up! Scarlett: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 23, 2024