w-keyed 

To rush or push someone

Originates from the "w" key on the qwerty keyboard being traditionally used to move objects forward in video games.

"Dude, I just hit this guy really hard; he's low health. We should w-key him."

"Steven was forced to abandon his friends in-game after getting w-keyed by a group of professional players."

w-keyed by Nigasaurus March 10, 2019

lowest of keys 

Involved with low key. To keep something really quite; never talk about it.

On the lowest of keys tho, I think she's a bitch.

lowest of keys by Gswizzle February 12, 2015

Keyahna 

A beautiful girl who is perfect. she can be sassy with you but she's always there for you when you need it. she loves you like crazy and will always stick by your side.

She must be a Keyahna!

Keyahna by I love youu April 3, 2015

keys without the e 

A cute thing to tell ur bf/gf

bf: hey babe
gf: yeah
bf: keys without the e
gf: ..

keys without the e by cybermiku September 25, 2021

sticky keys 

1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people

Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
...
Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!

sticky keys by joebob2 January 2, 2008

Keystone Pipeline 

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

Keystone Pipeline by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014

keybored

(n.) the frustration of waiting for someone that sucks at typing to finish writing something on a computer.

Guy 1- "Did Stan email the prof about the project."
Guy 2- "Yeah, it took like 20 minutes because he was chicken pecking the shit out of the keys! Honestly, I could have written it in 3!"
Guy 1- "Shit. You must have been pretty keybored, bro!"

keybored by Da Sperminator April 7, 2011