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Key-Lime Pie

Coughing or sneezing onto a vagina until it is covered with phlegm then proceeding to ejaculate for the whipped cream topping.
Guy: I gave this sexy Latina chick a Key-Lime pie last night.
by LovelyRotting June 27, 2015
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Low key relationship

It’s a relationship u don’t TELL ANYONE about u can be considered bsf and fuck eachothers Brains out in da low and no one knows that means no posting pictures of them , don’t make them your home or Lock Screen!!! Don’t talk about it with anyone
by Hunchahyu January 19, 2021
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Keyed

Being the "perfect" level of high from marijuana.

The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.
Man, I'm keyed right now. :)
by MrCush3 December 1, 2016
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Key Obidient

Any member of the OBIdence movement who for a fee, is open to negotiate for and offer politcal mercenary services to any party.
You-Suf has been identified as a Key Obidient, we can now stop talking about equity and fairness.
by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024
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portal key

An atypical blotter of really good LSD (taken in sublingual fashion); pristine and delicate yet iridescently powerful is it's gravity to take on the machinations of the mind and surroundings ad infinitum and channel it into a force to be reckoned with by which opening up a portal to the forbidden garden to those that would partake in it's fruits of sunshine, wisdom, eternity and also lastly it being a most comforting sanctuary of insanity safe from the world for those that would like to take a vacation from eternal struggle and thus temporarily and essentially rid the user in life that takes such a key of the "brand of sacrifice" much like the protagonist character Guts in the anime and or manga series' Berserk, etc. whom bears it. There's usually a forecast for an electric blizzard of bubbles no less upon taking a portal key in the right setting; as per usual with such with a setting dependent key to other worlds much like the comforting magical insanity of the video game series Kingdom Hearts with the keyblade and hearts and whatever Kingdom hearts actually is. WTF is Kingdom Hearts anyway?! Anyways; portal keys.

Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.
by Arcana_Cat December 13, 2023
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Kei Hodg

Soil Head Lanky Johnsson Slipperdick
Johnsson
by Eddy Brek February 11, 2003
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kei

a kid that is cracked at rocket league and cod warzone
hey have you ever heard of PJ he is such a kei
by just a random kid in 7th grade November 18, 2021
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