happy feet

A football term; when a QB goes back to pass and dances around in the pocket/ will not get the proper set to throw because he is nervous about getting sacked

the mustangs quaterback isnt an accurate passer because he has happy feet

by davedurns September 10, 2005

Happy

Stereotypical name for a Korean dog. Pretty much the Korean version of "Spot", or "Rover".

Sung-bin's dog's name is Happy. No, he's not gonna eat him, you racist fuck.

by wcgold May 16, 2005

happy hardcore

Benn around since the early 1990s evolving from rave music. Toke on after 93/94 when split off from Jungle and uses speed up vocals, breakbeats, 4/4 kickdrum and bouncy techno. Went out after 1999 when people lost intrest and now littles is made as club music has taken over. The best Hardcore now is freeform.

Now considered chav music, they say they like Happy Hardcore but really only like the stuff off Raver Baby and by DJ Rankin and have never heard any real Happy Hardcore or Freeform.

Happy Hardcore was at it's peak in 1996.
Chavs toke over in 2000.
Now Hardcore is being mistaken for being pop music on fast forwards.

by Sam 'Smoogie' Smith April 30, 2006

Mr Happy

also spelt as Mr. Happy
other than the charachter of happiness in the illustrated children's book series called Mr Happy.
Mr Happy means penis

As I saw Olga Kurylenko getting a bondage in the movie The Hitman I felt the urge to shake hands with Mr Happy.

by Total Issues February 1, 2008

Hairy Axe Wound

unkept ladies front bottom area.

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"

by marco November 16, 2003

Hairy Asshole

A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.

Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.

by Lindsay and Maggie are Hotties April 19, 2005

hairy kernel

A large, firm booger that contains at least one visible nose hair.

With just one finger, Steve was able to locate and extract the hairy kernel that had been eluding him all meeting long.

by John E August 30, 2005