grind from behind

dancing sexually, when a boy dancers behind a girl and she rolls her arse into his dick area

"for the 6th time she got grind from behind"

by Roisin_playboy September 14, 2003

front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

by Word Bendo April 13, 2011

crazy frog

A ringtone created by satans very own spawn, Jamster. Not content with ripping off the sound from something called 'the insanity test', they created a hellish blue frog that for some mysterious reason had a tiny shrivelled blue wang, which becomes all the more confusing when you learn that frogs don't actually have wangs.

Do not underestimate just how irritating this er, 'phenomenon' is. If they played this, on loop, at 120 decibels, over the hills of afghanistaan, Bin Laden would come running out of hiding after just 5 minutes offering total surrender and some free dirt on Saddam to boot.
on chavs however, it has no effect.

i would like to feed the crazy frog microwave popcorn kernels, nuke it, and watch the fallout land smack bang on jamster headquarters! B-ding ding ding ding SPLAT

by me old fruity July 1, 2006

Stay Frosty

To remain focused by not letting your emotions overcome you

Foot soldier: (Horrified and distracted at the sight of a bunch of burned and dismembered Iraqi children lying on the side of the road)
Officer: Stay Frosty...man the 50 cal., we can't do anything for them now

by zorrokhan January 2, 2009

Business in front, party in the back

Yet another term for the mullet, accurately describing its dual nature as part ladder climbing bank employee crossed with bad hair band musician, with the end result pretty much putting it in body shop worker territory.

"Dude! check out that grub's hair! Business in front, party in the back!!"

by Verks December 27, 2004

the blank from hell

this phrase is used to describe anything that is shitty

fill in the blank from hell with any thing

i think the chef jizzed on my curry. this is the lunch from hell.

by Richard Lewis April 23, 2008

Frotulation

Froh-tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.

—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory

"Steve, what happened in your first Sales Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."

by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008