faptoberfest

any gather of men to drink beer, and not get laid, resulting in going home to fap afterwards.

That party sucked , there was no chicks, it was a total faptoberfest.

by fapcat650 March 3, 2012

faptivism

First pioneered by Jason Russell in March 2012 faptivism is the practice of vigorous fapping as a means of achieving political or other goals often through public demonstrations, fap mobs etc.

"did you hear that the kony 2012 guy suffered a mental breakdown?"

"nah, he had just resorted to faptivism, he was the first ever faptivist, a real hero."

by groucho marx August 1, 2012

Fappinstance

Interacting with someone who is masturbating, while you were already masturbating, either in person, via phone call, text, or internet.

I was wandering around jacking off when I walked in on Mike masturbating. He said it was a coincidence, but I think it was just fappinstance.

by Rynokie May 26, 2013

fapocracy

A government structure in which the man with the most dominant masturbatory style becomes the ruler.

John attempted to take over the Fapocracy from Steven, but his fapadextrious moves were no match for Steven's fapalanche.

by AMOTION March 21, 2014

fapular

When a girl is so attractive a man is unable to deny the urge to fap

Man that girl is so fapular I'm going to have to take five in the bathroom

by AMOTION March 21, 2014

fapylike

an international version of "fapyrád". Also a primitive creature that masturbates seven times a day, even though it has a 1 inch penis.

Dude 1: "Did u see dat fapylike there."
Dude 2: "Yeah, dats gross."

by lexpumas December 12, 2017

Faptor

A mythical beast that represents a dinosaur but has a long tail with a hand like apparatus attached to the end. It runs around and beats it’s meat all day hence the name “faptor”. The faptor is critically endangered due to oachers over hunting it because of the remarkably high quality lubricant it naturally expelled from the hand.

“My husband got me real, 100
Percent pure faptor lube for my birthday.”

by Rlg424 May 2, 2018