Rlg424's definitions

Africans motawbus

The scientific term for "jungle fever". Highly contagious and seems to be spreading rapidly among the white female community

I just spent the week in the jungle attempting to find a cure for Africans motawbus

by Rlg424 July 25, 2015

Faptor

A mythical beast that represents a dinosaur but has a long tail with a hand like apparatus attached to the end. It runs around and beats it’s meat all day hence the name “faptor”. The faptor is critically endangered due to oachers over hunting it because of the remarkably high quality lubricant it naturally expelled from the hand.

“My husband got me real, 100
Percent pure faptor lube for my birthday.”

by Rlg424 May 2, 2018