fart hurdle

The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.

Example 1:

Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."

Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."

by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013

fart explosion

the act of a fart exploding as a result of a person taking a lighter and putting it to his/her anus while farting

That ten-year-old kid next door did a fart explosion as he was taking his dad's lighter and sticking it to his anus while farting.

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

fart snitch

The person that calls doorknob. Also, known to ask "who farted?"

Bitch doorknob fart snitch fartsnitch

by vealbarrow February 23, 2014

fart honk

To fart on or towards someone at close range. Especially when the offended party cannot move to avoid the beef.

As chuck lay on the couch, unsuspecting, Richard approached silently and sat on his head, suddenly releasing his flatulence. The resulting fart honk caused a bad case of pink eye.

by chahuggy October 26, 2014

fart squirrel

an adorable euphemism for a skunk

The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.

by BxJmc January 8, 2016

fart jerky

A foul smelling thing that smells like a mixture of a fart and beef jerky

Your breath smells like fart jerky.

by TheInfamous1 April 23, 2016

Fart Raid

While the victim is asleep a group of friends sneak in the room close all the windows fart stinky farts all at once and wake up the victim. Then they lock the victim in their room forcing the victim to smell the farts!

Man tonight I will host a fart raid on Alfred after he was flirting with my girl!

by fartso55 November 25, 2016